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How Much Better Can This Get?

Finally someone at It's A Ruff Life has finally taken us seriously, and it isn't the author, and arranged for us, I have to include Max in this worse luck, to be part of a local author's event in Leicestershire.  I haven't got the date yet although I've asked.  I mean I'll have to get Benjamin to make me something fabulous to wear.  I'll also make sure that Max doesn't come as his normal messy self.

I'm, oops I meant we, will be making some appearances at local libraries in Leicestershire as well.  I'm really looking forward to that; you know how much I love an audience.

I must go now I've got to go and play a badminton match.  No need to wish me luck, if you were going to, I always win.

Bella

Ice skating in New York

Lord A from it's a ruff life flew us over to New York to spend New Year's day.  We had a wicked time ice skating in Central Park.  Max had to show me up by eating 5 hot dogs - he's a walking disposal can on 4 legs.  I insisted that we eat at a top restaurant, we did.

We spent the afternoon doing my favourite activity - retail therapy!  Yey!  I bought from Macy's and some other famous stores including Vogdo, the best canine fashion house in the world.  Max hated it so I agreed to visit a jazz cafe with him before we left.

Ah well it's back to The Doglet Academy and who knows what other exciting adventures of 2014.

What gifts did you get for Christmas?

I hope you all had a nice Christmas.  We did at it's a ruff life; I bought Max a big bag of fizzy popping candy.  It was so funny he kept foaming at the mouth and drooling over everywhere; at one time Lord A banned him from the room because he was messing everything up.  I just laughed.

Max bought me some house slipper socks, they are a gaudy green colour.  I won't wear them; they are not at all stylish and they are not at all glittery. I'll give them to the animal shelter.

Maria bought me a fab new hat.  Ursula bought me a pair on sparkly pink paw bracelets.  I'm already wearing them, they are so 'bellarish'.

Lord A bought me a funky new musical bed; I can set it to play any music I like; it's 'bellatastic'

Land Yacht Racing - Wicked

Met up with a group of friends yesterday in it's a ruff life and we went land yacht racing.  It was WICKED.  We raced across the field blown by high winds and massive sails.  It was awesome.

Those things are really difficult to steer at top speed and a couple of times a few of us overturned the carts.  We weren't really hurt; just a few bruises but it was well worth it.

I think I might take land yacht racing up as a new hobby.  It's great for developing coordination and lightening fast reflexes, which are essential for capturing the world's most dangerous criminals.

Check out my really neat adventure now; you'll love all the action. 

A Breath of Fresh Air

In it's a ruff life I went for a long cross country run this morning.  It was great to get fresh air through my nostrils instead of the awful sickly, sweet, smelling perfume that Bella wears.  There are enough flowers around Beckingham Grange without Bella smelling like one as well.

While I was out I found an abandoned case; I sniffed it and could tell that the case was booby trapped.  It smelt of the powder paint that is used to protect money in transit.

I pressed my paw cuff, took out some plastic finger print capturing discs and placed them on the case. I used the scanning device on my cuff to capture the images and upload them on to the M16 database, but nothing useful came back.

I had to cut short my run to take the case back home so that C could pick it up and take it back to MI6 for their forensic's team to work on.

It looks like I'll have another case to work on at the same time I'm keeping Lord Alfred under close surveillance.  I can't wait to get started.

YIPEE!

People LOVE ME!!  I knew they would. Who can help it?  After all I am the most popular character from it's a ruff life.

Check out what they're saying about me over at Amazon.com

Bella

Very Important Information that I just had to Tell You

What do you think to the poster I made of my totes amazing book cover, It's a Ruff Life? The word 'Awesome' springs to mind.

That's me, the one with the pink highlights.  Well the GREAT news is that you can buy this 'bellarish' book now at all the Amazon sites  or Smashwords.  Bellarish by the way means the most awesome, thing ever!

I've just been told to tell you that our (my) website - rufflifeonline.com will becoming next year.  It's going to have some great games to play and also lots of other awesome stuff.  So don't be disappointed if you can't access it at the moment.  It will be well worth the wait.

Bella Rionetta Thermapolina, canine heir from It's a Ruff Life is intent in getting rid of me.  Being an ex-military trained dog eating my food outside is no real hardship.  I must say though that she is one overly spoiled dog.
What I wouldn't give to shower her in wet mud - it would be hilarious, but I don't have the time or, I suspect, the opportunity. Bella doesn't go anywhere near soil.  The only 'outdoor' she knows is on the sun terrace by the swimming pool.

It's a good job I managed to get all the cameras and bugging devices placed as I've just had word that I'm going on a fighter pilot retraining course for the next few days.  MI6 are using the excuse that I need a vet stay for a few days for a routine checkup, so as not to arouse suspicion why I had to leave.

I'd love to be a fly on the wall when Bella realises that I've left.  She'll think that she's got rid of me.
I must admit that perfume stunt she played was horrible; I had to wear my specially adapted face mask that C made for me for a couple of hours until the smell evaporated.

I dread to think what she'll try when she see's me back at the house again.  Oh, well I suppose every mission must have it's challenges and she's one big butt pain.  Still I'm sure my charm will eventually win her over.

My name's just been called and I'm really looking forward to the training.  It will be awesome doing aerobatic flying again.

Beckingham Grange from it's a ruff life is a massive house.  I've looked in most of the rooms on the ground floor but I couldn't get into Lord A's study; not without hawk eyes Bella watching my every move.  I also couldn't find the security control room.  I can tell from what I've already seen by the number of cameras and sensors about the place that this house has much more security than what is classed as general household security for a house this size.

I've just found yet another door.  This one seems to be locked but that's not a problem with the lock pick C made for me.

Good there's no one around, so here goes.  There's lots of food stored down here and  it looks like there are about 4 or 5 separate rooms running off a stone floor corridor.  I can here someone coming so I'll hide in the first room I come to.

Phew! that was close.  I've found the security room though.  It seems that everything is linked to a computer server.  Now to check whose been meeting with Lord A over the last 6 months.  I'll just download a copy of all the CCTV feed and take it back to my room to run it through my computer.

Maria's doing the  laundry in my room so I'll have to do it later.  I'll go and search out Seamus instead and see if he has some nice juicy lamb instead.  That's a shame he's not there.  Well I might as well go for a run.

Bella, the spoiled house dog has left me a letter.  It smells awful, way too strong for a normal dog's nose.  I'd better read what she wants.

'You'll find your food where it should be - outside at the bottom of the garden by the tool sheds.
signed Bella Rionetta Thermapolina.

Nice Human

It's a ruff life has just got interesting.

This is nice.  I didn't realise Lord Alfred actually lived in a really big house.

Wow! I've I have my own fields, a set of stables and miles of gardens to run around.  I should be able to keep really fit while I'm here.

I wonder who will meet me.  Sean's nearly at the door, that's massive too.  Oh, we've just drove past it.  I guess it's the servants entrance for me.  So I can take it that I won't be meeting Lord Alfred, at least not yet.

I'll take the opportunity to sus out his security system and all the staff before I meet the man himself.  I can then work out if any of the staff might be involved in some of the criminal activities Lord A is supposed to be involved with.

Here's someone to meet me.  This guy is really nice.  His name's Seamus and guess what he loves dogs, even better - he's the chef.  I've scored on two points already.  Is my luck in or what?  And I'm not even inside the door yet.

Seamus just mentioned the magic word 'bones'.  I'm thinking that maybe a little longer than 6 months will be alright with me for this mission after all! 

Bella's Welcome!

Hi

 

I'm Bella and I'm the only really important one around here at It's a Ruff Life!

I've just seen the dog van pull up outside.  The stray must be here.  Well I'm not going to meet it.

They finally got the point downstairs, after I kept moving the stray's bowl to the utility room that, that is the only place where it's going to eat and sleep, if it absolutely has to sleep inside the house.  I don't know if that's even far enough away from me.  At least I won't be able to see any of its bad habits or smell it.

I've been really kind in the circumstances - I've given it my old blue dog chew toy from when I was a puppy; I never did like that thing - totally the wrong colour.

It's even worse than I thought.  I've just found out that it's a male dog.  What was Lord Alfred thinking about.  At least if he'd chosen a female canine we could have had fun talking clothes, makeup, dancing and other fun stuff.  On the other hand  a male dog will be easy, peasy to wrap around my back paw.  I can make him my personal servant.  He'll want to please me so that I'll allow him to stay here. 
I'm going upstairs to my room to work out a list of chores I need doing.

New Undercover Mission

Hi, I'm a major character from it's a ruff life and

I'm a little apprehensive about this mission, I don't know why. It's just a funny feeling I have.  My name is Agent Max and I'm being driven to the dog rescue home. From there the owner is taking me to a place called Beckingham Grange. I'm going in undercover, spying on Lord Alfred's activities. MI6 believe that he's up to no good. Well I'll soon find out. I've no idea what to expect, so I've come prepared with all manner of gadgets that C has made for me.

C's just pulled up outside the gates.  I'm going to be introduced to Sean Rainsworth, apparently he's the owner of the dog rescue home.  According to Mrs Miller he knows that I'm the dog especially picked out for Lord Alfred.  Sean's also agreed to deliver me to Beckingham Grange tomorrow.  I think I can safely say that today's the first day of my new undercover mission.

I wonder how long I'll have to stay at Beckingham Grange?  Six months was mentioned but I hope I can get enough evidence before that.  I don't like being in one place for too long, and for some unknown reason I have a strange feeling about this new assignment.