Do I Really Have To?

I can't believe what I have to do now at It's A Ruff Life.  Lord Alfred has been nominated for a business award and is having a special evening in his honour.  I thought I was the only member of this family that had special evenings, in their honour, organised for them.  I can't believe they're doing this but he's created some new invention or other that has gone viral and made him and others a ton of money.

What I really object to is Max is going as well.  Can you imagine it?  He's bound to show me up with the way he dresses.  I can just imagine it.  I'm just going to have to put on a ton of glitter as well as wear my awesomely, new chic, sparkly outfit that Benjamin's designed for me.  I will easily outshine Max but I still don't want to be seen with him.

Maybe he can have an accident so that he can't come.  Even he won't turn up if his fur is covered in something horrible and sticky.  I'll have to see what I can do.

A Teal Nest

My VBF, Lemondrop, has never been to a fashion show, can you believe it?  I sometimes think that dog has never lived.  Well lucky for her she's got me as a best friend.  I've arranged a 'bellasome' trip to a top fashion show in London where, guess what?  You've got it right if you worked out that I will be the Star Canine Model.

Benjamin has made me a new set of the most fabulous, bellatastic, sparkly outfits that you can imagine.  I've decided to try out some teal highlights with fur extensions and a 'nest' design on the top of my head to go with them. I will look amazing!

I've talked Lemondrop into having a new fur style for the show.  I can;t have her showing me up by not being trendy. She told me she won't have her fur coloured though.  I can't understand why some dogs are such 'whimps' when it comes to canine fashion trends.

Ursula 's just arrived to take me to Canine Calm.  I can't wait to see what I'll look like with the new fur design, as awesome as ever!

Speed Near the Ground - Go-carting Ruff Life Style

Have you ever been go-carting?  You probably have but not with a pair of  lunatic police dogs, am I right? It's a great big fun filled experience, especially when you have a competition like we did - drive the course blindfolded.  Now before you start saying how stupid we were, and I must agree with you there, we were using a police training course and no other carts were on the track.  Still stupid I admit, but it was a lot of fun.

The track was lined with tyres all around so that the hardest thing we could have hit was bouncy rubber.  Still we all ended up with a few bruises.   Rover and Ben were pretty good, but I don't like to come in 2nd place so I went all out whipping around the corners as fast as I dared.  It was a joint first place between me and Rover.  Ben's kart was just shy of hitting the finishing line at the same time as mine so it was his turn to reward  the winners, which he did in style.  He paid for the pizza.